Funny Car Names (humor)

AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
All Un-informed Drivers Insulted
All Unnecessary Devices Installed

BMW
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

DODGE
Dumb Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FORD
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fast Only Rolling Downhill

GM
General Maintenance

GMC
Garage Man’s Companion

HONDAHad One Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else.
Hated Old Noisy Damaged Auto

HYUNDAIHope You Understand Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive?

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILEOld Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick’s Irregular Leftover Equipment

SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless

"What is 710"

A woman came in a Garage and asked for a seven-hundred- ten.

 

All looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-Ten?"

 

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost
It and need a new one. It had always been there."

 

The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw
What the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote
710 !!

 

He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is
There a 710 on this car?"

 

She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."

 

Now go to the photo below to learn what a 710 is.....

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